The Monster Unknown to Humanity

Deep in Grimleaf forest lies a monster unknown to humanity. Chained to an unmovable platform by Erwidite, a metal more powerful than any other element, it roars its call of "BUUUUMPHDURHASHIAHDUIFHAXORDITHIDSWEAUICKIZ', waiting for the day its seal on its chains will be broken. Its power is able to destroy the world. But alas, only a 34-year-old man with a darkest soul during the days of Plumsday and Poday wearing a black hoodie with six-inch rainbow horns hand-stitched on accompanied by a navy-blue Guff may break these shackles and unleash destruction on every glek of the cylinder we call home.